*A car playing LOUD music drives by*
"You hear that?! They MUST be Liberian!"
Elias' perception of child birth:
"Mom! No one is going to pull a baby out of my butt! I will kick them and punch them and they are NOT pulling a baby out of my butt!"
I Don't Drink Water
"Elias, go drink some water! You haven't drank anything today."
"But mom! Water makes me pee so I don't drink it 'cause I don't wanna go pee."